Looking back on my life, I notice there was never an age when both baloney and beer were part of my diet. Additionally, the few years during which I had outgrown baloney but had not yet started drinking beer coincided with my ideal weight, fastest running times, and peak overall health.
If there’s some lesson in all of this I have no idea what it is.
*Get Shredded! New shredded salads to get lean fast!
*Platinum Abs! Take your abs to the next metal!
*Better Sex! More Sex! Tips to transform your body into a non-stop orgasm!
*Bolder, Boulder Shoulders! Turn your shoulders into granite rock!
*Alcoholics Synonymous! New cocktails guaranteed to get her panties off!
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*Fountain of Youth! Live forever, never die, become immortal!
Rinse. Wash. Repeat.