The best part of waking up used to be Folger’s in your cup. I don’t think that’s still the case. Regardless, I think we can agree that brushing your teeth with a noxious, minty ooze is not in the top ten. Especially when you’re about to drink coffee, eat breakfast, etc. And even if you’re a postprandial tooth brusher, the harsh juxtaposition of flavors is still a major buzzkill.
Therefore, the fine folks at R#P offer something to assuage that unpleasantness, a new line of Breakfast-flavored Toothpaste.
Why should mint and spearmint and peppermint and bubblegum (gross) dominate the toothpaste game? Looking for a toothpaste that is in harmony with your morning? Then try R#P’s French Toast toothpaste. With warm bready notes and a sweetness that comes from pure maple syrup, your tongue won’t believe how clean your teeth are!
We also offer 13 different varieties of our world-famous Coffeenamel Collection™, including your favorites:
- Canines Cappuccino
- Deep, Dark Dental Espresso
- Molar Mocha
- Incisor Instant Coffee
- Wisdom Whole Bean
COMING SOON: Scrambled Eggs with Gum Protection!
Find us in the breakfast aisle!
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