I wonder how many of the kids who grew up with Reese Witherspoon called her Reese Witherfork or Reese Witherknife or even Reese Witherspatula just to make her feel bad.
And shame on the one who throughout 6th grade called her Knees Witherspork, that was just cruel.
Ay! Ay-you, come over here. I’m not gonna bite. I said come here.
You want a piece of this?
You want some of this?
How about a big plate of that right in your face?
You want that? Is that what you want?
You like it, don’t you? You want some more, is that what you’re telling me?
Yeah, that’s what I thought…