This particular tyrannosaur (if it is a tyrannosaur, paleontologists still haven’t confirmed) lived 76 million years ago. Jurassic Park, the Steven Spielberg-helmed blockbuster, was released 24 years ago.
On the movie poster, it said: An adventure 65 million years in the making.
There was a big killer T-Rex in it. It was genetically cloned and brought back to life, but it was still a tyrannosaur so it quickly destroyed everything we humans built to protect us.
If my math is right (and taking a movie poster at its word) that means that tyrannosaurs were around for at least 11 million years.
I can’t imagine humanity lasting that long. I can’t even fathom a million years. But I can imagine the movie poster for some movie 65 million years from now (if they’ll even have ‘movies’).
Quaternary Park. It’s not going to end well.
The best part of waking up used to be Folger’s in your cup. I don’t think that’s still the case. Regardless, I think we can agree that brushing your teeth with a noxious, minty ooze is not in the top ten. Especially when you’re about to drink coffee, eat breakfast, etc. And even if you’re a postprandial tooth brusher, the harsh juxtaposition of flavors is still a major buzzkill.
Therefore, the fine folks at R#P offer something to assuage that unpleasantness, a new line of Breakfast-flavored Toothpaste.
Why should mint and spearmint and peppermint and bubblegum (gross) dominate the toothpaste game? Looking for a toothpaste that is in harmony with your morning? Then try R#P’s French Toast toothpaste. With warm bready notes and a sweetness that comes from pure maple syrup, your tongue won’t believe how clean your teeth are!
We also offer 13 different varieties of our world-famous Coffeenamel Collection™, including your favorites:
- Canines Cappuccino
- Deep, Dark Dental Espresso
- Molar Mocha
- Incisor Instant Coffee
- Wisdom Whole Bean
COMING SOON: Scrambled Eggs with Gum Protection!
Find us in the breakfast aisle!