The Mummy Returns, Unfortunately

In bed I like to lift my legs up straight, lifting the blanket, and then tuck the blanket under my feet, wrapping them tightly, and then roll all around to do the same tucking on the sides until my lower half is a perfect mummy. Right before I do it, I turn to my wife and say, ‘Time to mummy up.’

She hates when I do that.

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