*Get Shredded! New shredded salads to get lean fast!
*Platinum Abs! Take your abs to the next metal!
*Better Sex! More Sex! Tips to transform your body into a non-stop orgasm!
*Bolder, Boulder Shoulders! Turn your shoulders into granite rock!
*Alcoholics Synonymous! New cocktails guaranteed to get her panties off!
*Lube Tube! Our favorite ‘gland brands’ to keep things slippery!
*Pack Man! Pack on 1,000 pounds of muscle in 1 hour (really)!
*Fountain of Youth! Live forever, never die, become immortal!
Rinse. Wash. Repeat.
Rehashed Potatoes 
Someone once pointed out to me that every woman’s magazine (Cosmo, etc.) must have the word “SEX” on the cover. And he was 100% correct! (Though of the tamer publications will just go with “SEXY” from time to time). It’s not just Freudian, it’s Pavlonian.
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