Men’s Fitness Muscle Health Lifestyle Magazine, Issue 1 to Infinity

*Get Shredded! New shredded salads to get lean fast!

*Platinum Abs! Take your abs to the next metal!

*Better Sex! More Sex! Tips to transform your body into a non-stop orgasm!

*Bolder, Boulder Shoulders! Turn your shoulders into granite rock!

*Alcoholics Synonymous! New cocktails guaranteed to get her panties off!

*Lube Tube! Our favorite ‘gland brands’ to keep things slippery!

*Pack Man! Pack on 1,000 pounds of muscle in 1 hour (really)!

*Fountain of Youth! Live forever, never die, become immortal!

Rinse. Wash. Repeat.

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One thought on “Men’s Fitness Muscle Health Lifestyle Magazine, Issue 1 to Infinity

  1. Someone once pointed out to me that every woman’s magazine (Cosmo, etc.) must have the word “SEX” on the cover. And he was 100% correct! (Though of the tamer publications will just go with “SEXY” from time to time). It’s not just Freudian, it’s Pavlonian.

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