I never knew a monkey could do that.
Is it a good idea? Beats me.
Look at Johnny’s tiny weiner.
Yep, I farted.
That’s what you think, pal.
Paging Dr. Balzac.
You’ll love her, she’s got a body like the Eiffel Tower.
Yeah, and some people think margarine is good for you.
Hi, I’m Ronald, have you seen my McDonald?
Don’t worry, I’ve got five minutes, but I only need three minutes and forty-one seconds.
Who’s up for a margarita?
Some of my best friends are spiders.
Global warming? More like global heart-warming.
I’ve gotta piss like a race horse that’s pissing its brains out.
Don’t mow another man’s mulch.
Some people see shapes in clouds, I see billions of little cloud people chugging along and living their lives.
That ain’t cottage cheese, son.