Brushing your teeth is like a shower for your mouth.
Watching TV is like radio for your eyes.
Grapefruits are like the obese love-child of an orange and a lemon.
Mirrors are like windows you can’t see through.
Maple syrup is like boiled down tree piss.
Circus peanuts are like orange death.
Greeting cards are like letters you were too lazy to write.
Musical greeting cards are like letters you were too lazy to write (with music).
Dinosaurs are like big chickens.
Chickens are like tiny dinosaurs.
Forests are like nature’s lungs (so are large bodies of water).
Die Hard is like the best 80s action movie.